MORALS & ETIQUETTE

MORALS & ETIQUETTE PAGE

We have had many complaints about the salacious nature of this site and this upsets us greatly.With the moral fabric of our country in a state of decay and so many temptations all around, we would like to assure everyone of our intention to maintain an upright position..... as long as is humanly possible! To prove just how earnest we are, we have decided to turn back the clock a few years. Below you will find some useful tips on ethics and etiquette to uplift your mind, body and soul and-- well, hell ... anywhere else that could use a good lift!

THE
Eureka
Ad-Vice
Squad

Lesson of the Week:

"After The Ball"

At the end of the night, the odd man out should go get lost, because sometimes ...three is just a crowd!

Food For Thought

"CANDEE RUBBERS
ARE THE BEST!" q

Let's face facts! If your Grandmother had really known anything about rubbers,
do you think you would be here today?

COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD

COMMUNITY ADVISORY SEAL OF APPROVAL

"Your moRALITY

PAGE IS
DEFINITELY NOT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES....

....We RECOMMEND it to ALL BUDDING MISCREANTS!"

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Many have written to express their disappointment that we don't display any "pop-ups" on our site.

Okay, we enjoy an occasional pop-up (as much as the next guy) but the plain truth is they can be a royal pain-in-the-@$$ and are a potential source of alarm to many of our visitors.

Yahoos who cannot enjoy a site without a pop-up are hereby advised to seek out a more supportive browser.

KEEP AMERICA CLEAN!

GOT A MINUTE?

EXIT POLL

Help!
We need to justify the bandwidth
of this page to our accountants!

1)Did you find this page:

a) Instructive?

b) Amusing?

c) Inane?

d) None of the Above?

2) Given the state of affairs today, do you think we are:

a) Helping to raise the community standards?

b) Helping to lower the community standards?

c) Giving the community exactly what it deserves?

d) None of the above?

CAN WE HELP YOU?

3) Use our star system to rank your current state of depravity, so we can know how to better serve you.

On a scale of 1-10, are you:
a) Very Debauched? (10***)

b)Somewhat Debauched?
(5***)

c)Rarely Debauched?
(1*)

d)Dead?

Sorry, Postman can't deliver without a return address

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